Let's face it, we ALL pass gas or fart.. but did you know that a very good friend of mine will NOT let her boyfriend fart in her presence for the past 3 years? Even saying the word "Fart" got her son's mouth washed out with soap?

And I'm not making this up. But I don't judge because we all have our own "weird" and when you can figure our and accept yours, you will have a MUCH better, less anxious life.

But seriously, what "funny guy" (ok maybe a bit immature) doesn't think that farting is not hilarious... I blame my parents because this is how I was born! (or is it my fault?)

So be prepared to be "blown away", not literally, with these jokes about flatulence... let err rip, as I always say!

To each their own, but "farting" should be the ONLY "shitty" you let in your relationship, So let's all laugh instead:

Why I kind of hate Taco Tuesday now ... well who can really hate tacos? Sexy time should never be limited, but Taco Bell certainly doesn't help me get some that's for sure!

Clearly I can't get away from "toilet humor" but can you really blame me with a 130 pound American Bulldog? He can clear a savanna after every meal, so Pumba from Lion King, watch out!

We all talk about toxic ex's, toxic situations but why not the "real" toxic of any relationships... I guess you will have to watch to find out what that is... Can you guess?

The stinky truth about American Bulldogs (yup, my dog Bronx is exactly that):

You got to love the Hulk... especially when he's trapped in a public bathroom at a court house! Divorce is shitty enough already, do we really need this to be added?

I didn't even know that toilet humor could be a short lived trend until I saw this. We all have to admit that we can be wrong sometimes.

And what was the WHOLE moral of this post? Don't accept shitty, laugh at it instead... You heard it here first... Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed by this.... To be continued I'm sure lol.